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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>These are the stories or viewings that I have come across on my travels via MIA Public Transit, which are all non-fiction.</description><title>Public Transit: The On the Go Non-Fiction Stories</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @miapublictrans)</generator><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Beautiful Bloody Curled Eyelashes</title><description>Dear Miss Fashionista,I&amp;#8217;m pretty sure it&amp;#8217;s a safety hazard to try to curl your eyelashes...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/51589736237</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/51589736237</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 18:02:14 -0400</pubDate><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>bus</category><category>public transit</category><category>public transportation</category><category>eye</category><category>eye curler</category><category>miami</category><category>safety</category><category>bloody</category><category>fashionista</category></item><item><title>Hello Muffin Top</title><description>Dear Gurl with the Hello Kitty tattoo, Cover that muffin&amp;#8230; It ain&amp;#8217;t cute nor drop dead...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/51340178183</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/51340178183</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:41:59 -0400</pubDate><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>public transit</category><category>public transportation</category><category>bus</category><category>miami</category><category>MDT</category><category>memorial day weekend</category><category>hello kitty</category><category>tattoo</category><category>aint cute</category></item><item><title>Please keep all hand and feet within the Vehicle... And Your Vagina away from my face!</title><description>Dear females,Please refrain from shoving your va jay jays in my face. It ain&amp;#8217;t cute nor am I...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/51340013055</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/51340013055</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:39:00 -0400</pubDate><category>public transit</category><category>public transportation</category><category>publictranist</category><category>bus</category><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>vaginas</category><category>va jay jay</category><category>females</category><category>gay</category><category>disgusted</category><category>Miami</category></item><item><title>Turn Back Time - Jogging Style</title><description>Dear Guy with Crazy Messy 90s hair,
I applaud you for making your time useful at the bus stop and...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/49259977670</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/49259977670</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:46:04 -0400</pubDate><category>jogging</category><category>exercise</category><category>miami</category><category>public transit</category><category>public transportation</category><category>bus</category><category>bus stop</category><category>bus stop stories</category><category>bus stories</category><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>90s</category></item><item><title>Asian Female Chucky</title><description>Dear Asian Chucky looking woman,
Please stop yelling, &amp;#8220;Fuck you&amp;#8221; to whomever you are...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/49259872653</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/49259872653</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:43:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Miami</category><category>public transit</category><category>publictranist</category><category>public transportation</category><category>bus</category><category>Asian</category><category>Chucky</category><category>ratchet</category><category>PG</category><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category></item><item><title>Who You Foolin?</title><description>Dear Abuela,
I don’t know about you but drinking out of a maple syrup bottle ain’t foolin...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/49259567693</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/49259567693</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:36:35 -0400</pubDate><category>bus</category><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>Miami</category><category>abuela</category><category>maple syrup</category><category>drinking</category><category>check yourself</category><category>public transit</category><category>publictranist</category></item><item><title>Bus stop ads for liking white girls #basic</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc9927966bbd220b988c11a85cf12aa9/tumblr_ml5hv118S41rqfr2do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bus stop ads for liking white girls #basic&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47788176281</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47788176281</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:30:36 -0400</pubDate><category>basic</category></item><item><title>How many modes of public transportation Does it take to get to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab33d168577f128b9c8ecbfd1aea1282/tumblr_mkxyxrxizh1rqfr2do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How many modes of public transportation Does it take to get to west palm… So far 2. #wpb #publictranist #train #bus 🚍🚈&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47458883024</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47458883024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:58:38 -0400</pubDate><category>bus</category><category>train</category><category>publictranist</category><category>wpb</category></item><item><title>Garbage Legs</title><description>Dear lady,

What in the world are you wearing?! Those big black trash bag are meant for trash and...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47457805087</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47457805087</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:35:40 -0400</pubDate><category>garbage</category><category>trash bags</category><category>fellow bus rider</category><category>miami</category><category>public transit</category><category>bus</category><category>fashion</category></item><item><title>Words of Transit Wisdom: Do Not Bitch…. #publictranist...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38414a71314c28fa94515f5d08d75923/tumblr_mkszl7BICw1rqfr2do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Words of Transit Wisdom: Do Not Bitch…. #publictranist #bus #fellowbusrider #miami 🚍&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47223479929</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/47223479929</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:24:43 -0400</pubDate><category>miami</category><category>bus</category><category>publictranist</category><category>fellowbusrider</category></item><item><title>Straightener On The Go</title><description>Dear Girl that is clearly on her way to go out,

Please explain to me what you are going to do with...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/46574823160</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/46574823160</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:09:27 -0400</pubDate><category>bus</category><category>public transit</category><category>miami</category><category>ratchet basic bitch</category><category>fellow bus rider</category><category>hair</category><category>red bottoms</category><category>fashion fail</category></item><item><title>Poke Your Friend, Not Me</title><description>Dear very loud hand expression happy Latino,

Please refrain from poking me in the face while you...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/46574505392</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/46574505392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:03:02 -0400</pubDate><category>bus</category><category>public transit</category><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>miami</category><category>late night</category><category>poke</category><category>latino</category><category>his friend</category><category>loud</category><category>not my face</category></item><item><title>The 2 Year Old Very Old Old Man</title><description>Dear Fragile Old Man,

As much as I want to feel pity for you that the bus driver isn&amp;#8217;t...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45819389566</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45819389566</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 01:45:38 -0400</pubDate><category>Fellow Bus Rider</category><category>bus</category><category>miami</category><category>public transit</category><category>old man</category><category>abuelo</category><category>crying</category><category>offensive</category><category>bus driver</category><category>not stopping</category></item><item><title>Getting Hit By Cars For No Bus</title><description>Dear Suicidal Lady,

Why the hell are you running in front of cars for? I know you have to catch a...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45306200638</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45306200638</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:25:17 -0400</pubDate><category>bus</category><category>getting hit by cars</category><category>public transit</category><category>dumb</category><category>stupid</category><category>bus stop</category><category>miami</category><category>suicidal</category><category>fellow bus rider</category></item><item><title>Lazy Bus Driver</title><description>Dear Lazy Bus Driver,

How dare you tell the person on the wheelchair that the bus is full when you...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45305219941</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45305219941</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:12:48 -0400</pubDate><category>lazy</category><category>bus driver</category><category>handicap</category><category>disabilities</category><category>fellow bus rider</category><category>bus isnt full</category><category>bus</category><category>broward</category><category>miami</category><category>public transit</category></item><item><title>Seats for Bags, Aisles for Riders</title><description>Dear Bus Rider,

Why waste a seat and place your book bag in a seat rather actually sit in the seat...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45305111604</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45305111604</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:11:25 -0400</pubDate><category>bus</category><category>stupid</category><category>broward</category><category>florida</category><category>public transit</category><category>seats</category><category>bags</category><category>people</category><category>aisle</category><category>fellow bus rider</category></item><item><title>Us Selfish Pretty Boys</title><description>Dear poor people at the bus stop,

Just because I take care of myself and look &amp;#8220;pretty&amp;#8221;...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45178822184</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45178822184</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 04:15:10 -0400</pubDate><category>pretty boy</category><category>bus</category><category>miami</category><category>selfish</category><category>poor</category><category>homeless</category><category>public transit</category><category>bus stop</category><category>late night</category><category>early morning</category><category>creeps</category></item><item><title>What is so funny with Asians?</title><description>Dear Fellow Bus Riders,

I don&amp;#8217;t get what is so funny about a guy speaking in his native Asian...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45087287201</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45087287201</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:03:28 -0400</pubDate><category>miami</category><category>public transit</category><category>fellow bus rider</category><category>bus</category><category>asians</category><category>ignorant</category></item><item><title>Dear clown lady,

Why in the world are you wearing a rainbow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4f3a3d88517ce0ea3aaf2f8c5bdeefa/tumblr_mjh3klHp1i1rqfr2do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dear clown lady,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why in the world are you wearing a rainbow clown wig half ass?! The rest of your outfit is in “normal” attire, and you kept your real hair all perfect and not hidden. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You look like a rainbow mushroom.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Fix yourself!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks,&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Fellow Bus Rider&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45076356827</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45076356827</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:45:57 -0400</pubDate><category>rainbow mushroom head</category><category>fellow bus rider</category><category>miami</category><category>public transit</category><category>bus</category><category>clown wig</category><category>bad fashion</category></item><item><title>We Are Not A Tourist Attraction</title><description>Dear Tourist, 

You don&amp;#8217;t like when us Fellow Bus Riders &amp;#8220;discreetly&amp;#8221; take pics of...</description><link>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45075486470</link><guid>http://miapublictrans.tumblr.com/post/45075486470</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:35:22 -0400</pubDate><category>fellow bus rider</category><category>bus</category><category>public transit</category><category>miami</category><category>tourist</category><category>local</category></item></channel></rss>
