Dear Miss Fashionista,
I’m pretty sure it’s a safety hazard to try to curl your eyelashes on the bus that isn’t running too smoothly.
Put down the gem crested eye curler and save it for the next destination or pre plan before you have beautiful bloody curled eyelashes.
Just so you know,
Fellow Bus Rider
Beautiful Bloody Curled Eyelashes
Hello Muffin Top
Dear Gurl with the Hello Kitty tattoo,
Cover that muffin… It ain’t cute nor drop dead gorgeous!
Just keeping you in check,
Fellow Bus Rider
P.s. Happy Memorial Day (Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Hide Your Man) weekend aka urban weekend.
Please keep all hand and feet within the Vehicle… And Your Vagina away from my face!
Dear females,
Please refrain from shoving your va jay jays in my face. It ain’t cute nor am I any where near interested!
Much appreciated,
Fellow Bus Rider
Turn Back Time - Jogging Style
Dear Guy with Crazy Messy 90s hair,
I applaud you for making your time useful at the bus stop and decide to run laps around the bus station.
I would join you but I prefer not to be hot and sweaty on a hot and stinky bus. Besides you look a little insane doing so.
Just so you know,
Fellow Bus Rider
Asian Female Chucky
Dear Asian Chucky looking woman,
Please stop yelling, “Fuck you” to whomever you are talking to on the phone.
Ain’t nobody want to hear that and besides there are children on the bus.
Keep it PG Asian Chucky Woman and do yourself a favor and stop dying your hair orange.
It’s not cute.
Thanks,
Fellow Bus Rider
Who You Foolin?
Dear Abuela,
I don’t know about you but drinking out of a maple syrup bottle ain’t foolin nobody.
Check yourself,
Fellow Bus Rider
Bus stop ads for liking white girls #basic
How many modes of public transportation Does it take to get to west palm… So far 2. #wpb #publictranist #train #bus 🚍🚈
Garbage Legs
Dear lady,
What in the world are you wearing?! Those big black trash bag are meant for trash and not to be worn as pants.
Hunny it’s 2013 and the decade for awful plastic parachute pants was left in the 90s for a reason.
Get with the time,
Fellow Bus Rider
Words of Transit Wisdom: Do Not Bitch…. #publictranist #bus #fellowbusrider #miami 🚍
